One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.
Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.