I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!