Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying
Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Never take candy from strangers.