If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Cats are a waste of fur.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.