I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
Rita RudnerMy father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
Rita RudnerMen hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
Rita Rudner