If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.