If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.