If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.