Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

Cats are a waste of fur.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.