Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.