Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.