My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.