My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.