Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Never take candy from strangers.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.
Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.