Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.