Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.