Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?