My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?