My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.