Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.