I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
Rita RudnerThe word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
Rita RudnerThe older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita Rudner