The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita RudnerGoing out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.
Rita RudnerSome people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
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