Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.