Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."