My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?