All men would still really like to own a train set.
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.