Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.