Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.