Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.