You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
Cats are a waste of fur.
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.