Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.