How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.