Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.