Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.