I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.