I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.