I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
Rita RudnerI have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.
Rita RudnerMen have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.
Rita RudnerMarrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Rita Rudner