Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.