Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.