Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?