They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.