Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.