Never take candy from strangers.
I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.