Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."
Rita RudnerWhen I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.
Rita RudnerMen who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita RudnerEye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Rita Rudner