I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.