I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"