Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.