All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.