My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.