No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.