The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita RudnerMen are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
Rita RudnerI don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
Rita Rudner