To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.