To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.