How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.
All men would still really like to own a train set.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.