If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.