If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.