I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.