I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.