Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.