Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

Cats are a waste of fur.

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.