Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?