Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.