Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.