I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.