I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.