Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?