Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.
My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.
Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.