Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.