Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?