Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.