I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.