If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.