Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.