Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."