I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.