Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.