No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.