No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really living. I spend more and more time on hold each year. By the time I die, I'm going to be quite young.

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.