One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
Men who write love letters don't live in this century.
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.