No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
Rita RudnerMen hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
Rita RudnerNever play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
Rita RudnerI was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner