No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.

A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."