I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."