If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.