If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.