Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.