The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?