The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.