How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.