Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.