I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."
I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.