I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'