All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.