Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."