Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.