When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.
Rita RudnerIndividuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.
Rita RudnerI'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.
Rita RudnerSome people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner