Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.