Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.