Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

Cats are a waste of fur.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.