Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.