When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.