I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.