I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.