I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.