Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.