Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.
Rita RudnerIn high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.
Rita RudnerBuying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.
Rita RudnerAll men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
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