Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.