Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.