Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying