Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.