Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.