Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.