I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.