Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.