I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.