The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.