My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.