My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.