Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Never take candy from strangers.

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.