My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.