Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.