I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.