Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.