Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.