The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.